I'm guessing he forgot his phone

I know you lying but continue

Fear The Beard

Dat Ass

Best Antivirus

As a European this is how I imagine Americans have breakfast

All I could think of was Age of Empires Priest

The Original Dicks

Karma

World's Most Expensive & Least Expensive City To Live In 2014

My 2 months old beagle puppy

Monkey wearing Cabbage Patch Doll mask with dreadlocks

Meanwhile in Australia

Meanwhile at Deadpool's wedding

Look kid I don't mind you standing there but your sign has got to go

Let it NO

Kitty-Cola

Just another picture of the Golden Gate Bridge

It's true everywhere

In this week's New Yorker

I'm only this many weeks old

I'm a flower

Ice weapon loot found

Ice that formed at the bottom of a ditch where the water level was constantly changing

I wake up to a horror movie every morning

I grew up in the Bahamas

I believe in equality

How to be skinny

Here is my best attempt at making a Thunderstone

Heavy rains on top of thick ice = Jesus car

Have you ever been so mad

Great selfie

Graphics Card Differences

Gotta dress to impress

Good Guy Colgate

Good Guy Boss

Gerard Butler's reply to Ellen's selfie

Fun in science class

Fuck you Friday morning

First time doing yoga

Face smiling Head Fuck You

Every time I lay on the ground to do ab exercises

Every Single Day

English Weather Hailing overcast and sunny

Elijah and Leo at the 66th Academy Awards 20 years ago

Dobby can only bee freed if master presents him with barbeque

Do not read the next sentence

Buckle up bitches

Brother and sister ready for a road trip

Birthday cake fail