Thursday, September 19, 2013

People mounting to their phone when it's charging = humans on a leash


People mounting to their phone when it's charging = humans on a leash


That is, only with pen and paper. Now think about all the asymmetrical hearts you've drawn in your life


SPOILER ALERT


I think I've achieved this once in my entire life


Get up yo ass now


Whoever can think of an exception will be awarded


MySpace


Ice is cold


That's why a woman's purse is heavier than a 3-year-old child


How much douche would a douchebag douche if a douchebag could bag douche? (And you just read that out loud)


There's a special place in hell for people who do not refill the toilet paper


Those shady psychopaths


Vin Diesel does not run on Diesel


M is for Mario


Going to the dentist's is a universal fear


Waldo is hard to find


Childlessness is hereditary


Homework


Everyone is an animal lover


A patronus a day keeps the dementors away


Men have two testicles


Idiot-proof system


Your hair


Simple equation


Panda


Do not touch