People mounting to their phone when it's charging = humans on a leash

People mounting to their phone when it's charging = humans on a leash

That is, only with pen and paper. Now think about all the asymmetrical hearts you've drawn in your life

SPOILER ALERT

I think I've achieved this once in my entire life

Get up yo ass now

Whoever can think of an exception will be awarded

MySpace

Ice is cold

That's why a woman's purse is heavier than a 3-year-old child

How much douche would a douchebag douche if a douchebag could bag douche? (And you just read that out loud)

There's a special place in hell for people who do not refill the toilet paper

Those shady psychopaths

Vin Diesel does not run on Diesel

M is for Mario

Going to the dentist's is a universal fear

Waldo is hard to find

Childlessness is hereditary

Homework

Everyone is an animal lover

A patronus a day keeps the dementors away

Men have two testicles

Idiot-proof system

Your hair

Simple equation

Panda

Do not touch